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sorry, aber ich mag Pi echt nicht. "Prinz" Pi. "Prinz Porno". war wohl besser als er noch nicht auf conscious gemacht hat. aber ich kann das nicht wirklich beurteilen...
scheiß die wand an!
das bleibt mir doch völlig unbenommen wann ich mein bett muggelich neu bezieh!
don't say anything.
die USA macht es sich immer so einfach: entweder wird mit krieg gedroht (Iran), oder mit gerichtsklage (SOPA). sue everybody, or just kill em all! FUUUUUUUUUIUEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!
pimmel without a cause.
ich hege keinen groll. ich hege den blues.
geh ma bei!
weihnachten ist das stichwort jetz ma sagn nä?
fun fact: ein zippo eignet sich nicht besonders gut zum anzünden von kerzen...
trenches
geh / fahr
blaow!
watch the skys.
love animals. even cute ones. can't stand *pictures* of cute animals on Teh Interwebs. makes me mad, don't know why. shit needs to stop.
vulture... ass eater.
AMC's new tv series Hell on Wheels is awesome! Colm Meanie is in it, awesome, Common is in there, awesome... it's brutal, though... i heard it's brutal, but seeing it... i think i might have lost my appetite. good thing there's another appetite comming right along. Seinfeld references all over the place last couple weeks. awesome!
i said it before and i'll say it again: PISSNELKE!
my uzi weighs a ton!
pisse.
+++ Stoffaustritt im Industriepark Höchst: Mitarbeiter gerügt für Missachtung der Kleiderordnung +++
"ultrabooks"? oh mein gott. ich will sterben.
embrace my winter theme (beta)!
if your dog really needs a coat, there definitely is something wrong with your dog. if you *think* your dog needs a coat, there definitely is something wrong with *you*.
leaving the house, i always put on heavy armor. feels better indoors, being naked. feels like a better person.
let's face it: companies are at war against each other (i.e. EA VS Activision) and we, the customers, are caught in the fucking crossfire.
sittindownadrome
Skyrim Skyrim Skyrim!
wasn der handel mit bärten auf mal? haare im gesicht? ganz toll! kann ja wohl jeder! entweder ZZTop, oder fresse halten! is meine meinung.
all men was born noobs.
to drunk for hardcore.
warpaint.
augebrauen abrasieren und "neue" aufmalen: nein.
CSI, CSI++ or CSI#?
G20 2012 hauptthema: griechenland lösung - nukes oder napalm?
all the Origin / BF3 hassle made me want to play COD... installing MW2 right now, to finally experience, and hopefully enjoy, it's praised campaign. suck on that, EA!
probealarm!
song: "touch her soft lips and part" *giggle*
spielberg good / lucas bad
close the door
alles zurück, neue björk ist großartig! aber richtig. unfassbar. waking up the neighbors - all over the galaxy.
...aber eigentlich kein ding, googled man halt autor + buchtitel + wort, bingo! zusätzlich hat man noch das buch als textfile... gibt es eigentlich irgendwas *nicht* im interwebs? rhetorische frage...
scheiße, wieso haben bücher (as in made out of paper) keine suchfunktion???
uberalis
your truth ain't safe with me.
manchmal schäme ich mich für etwas das ich im interwebs gesagt habe. wie im richtigen leben...
killpeopleburnshitfuckschool. tyler *is* rad. ofwgkta. golf wang. swag!
mann, ich liebe ja Bassdrive eigentlich, da ist fast alles dope shit, aber diese show mit Carl Matthes... der spielt ja auch schöne tunes, aber wenn der labert kriech ich zuviel!
you can do whatever you want, but we'd prefer it you didn't.
ep13 of breaking bad's season 4... that one scene... if you've seen it you know... holy shit! i was literally "what the fuck was that" out loud. had to rewind it twice to check... what the fuck *was* that???
go fuck the devil in hell.
(i know i said that before, but i love saying it, so i may just keep on saying it, over, and over, again, and again...)
...die meisten sind rücksichtslos wie klingonen...
liberate my manners.
oh boy, love me some slipknot these days. sic.
ich wär so gern verstrahlt
ich brauch zehntausend maak
wo nehm ich die jetz her?
ich komm nich ausm quark...
Edgar Allen Floe = best mc name ever
"prozess system reagiert nicht -> [beenden erzwingen] / [bericht]" -- facepalm, android, facepalm.
the world is yours != the world is yours, and yours only
scheiß db fahracheinautomaten ständig kaputt oder abgestürzt ... und wennde dann kontrolliert wirst darfste sich wochenlang mit denen auseinandersetzen ... störung ist schnell festgestellt, aber dann wollen se plötzlich irgendwelche ausgedachten "regulären" fahrpreise nachgezahlt haben ... zahlt man nur den tatsächlichen regulären fahrpreis und erklärt denen das, inkl. forderung einer erklärung, wie sie auf den geforderten betrag kommen, bekommt man nur kommentarlos einen weitere zahlungsaufforderung über den angeblich noch fälligen restbetrag ... true story, real talk, alles so erlebt ... bitchmovez galore, monopoly is the shit...
dreckfresser.
silent alarm.
no, i work pretty hard. i just make it look easy.
oh sorry, i didn't hear you over the sound of HOW STUPID YOU ARE.
begegnungsverbot.
combat stress.
i take the hot chick back. she's crazy. but not hot crazy. nor crazy hot. just weird. and dead. with an axe. in the eye. i love that movie.
annoying guy just died. sehr gut! and kevin bacon screwed that hot chick. oh noes! he just got killed in the neck. bummer.
didn't know kevin bacon was in friday the 13th ... think i actually never saw the movie before ... can u believe it? anyway, kevin bacon is awesome in this. hope he doesn't die before that really annoying guy does. hope he doesn't die before anybody. they all die, right?
as a huge fan of London, the city, the shit that happens there right now really scares me. hope you chill the fuck out soon, mates!
why you keep haunting me? why you keep coming back? why you keep hunting me? keep your hands on my neck? can i get back to you? let me get back to you.
daymares.
fuck all of you.
bad acting is a serious crime.
babbabu babbabu babbabu babbabu ... yeah man ... what about ... STFU??????????????????
"albert einstein asked the question, that sometimes drives me hazy: am i, or the others, crazy?"
sometimes it is good to just have thoughts ... and noone can know them.
hush, skeleton!
the time is now.
life is good with a spülmashine!
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FUCK YOU ECLIPSE SCANNING MY HARDDRIVE FOR HOURS EVERY TIME I START THE PROGRAM AND START EDITING A FILE!!!!! FUCK YOU TEN MILLION TIMES YOU FUCKING FUCK PIECE OF SHIT PROGRAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO FUCK THE DEVIL IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go fuck the devil in hell :)
telefonierende frauen in der s-bahn ... keine chance zu entkommen.
"lass mal was unternehmen, bin schließlich jetzt unternehmer!" -- gibt schon bescheuerte begriffe...
fuck sunshine. embrace the darkness.
my greatest strength: i can admit defeat.
halt die fresse jetzt.
game of thrones ... beyond here there be dragons ... also: sibel kekilli!
i have the Duke Nukem Forever Demo, it's right there, on my harddrive! am a bit afraid of it ... is it really real? is it gonna work? will it destroy my computer? or cease the universe? has to wait till tonight, anyways ... work first, baby!
Hot Tub Time Machine is fuckin EPIC!
Hot Tub Time Machine is fuckin EPIC!
embrace the chaos.
Heilungsschmerz.
i was raised a double agent...
dear GEZ: i don' negotiate with terrorists!
one step beyond.
way beyond my reach.
way out of my reach.
maybe we can be kin. but not likely.
mann, ich find's ja schön wenn nette nerds ganz toll originelle geschenke zum geburts- / jahres- / valentins- / oster- / whatever-bs-tag basteln, aber muss man das immer gleich filmen und der ganzen welt präsentieren? wie besonders ist denn das dann noch für die beschenkte? manche dinge die sollte man ganz allein nur für sich behalten, im wahrsten sinne!
gott, hat die tusse neben mir in der bushaltestelle grad tatsächlich "hdl" am ende ihres telefongespräch gesagt???
FUNKENSTEIN!
Der Funk zieht! WeFunk, Funkstadt. I believe in miracles.
oh, did i mention the mass of bare chests in GOT? not only on the female side, so definitely lots to look at, cannot complain about that...
dont know bout Game Of Thrones yet ... starts off awesome, gets gorgeous, then generic and weird ... bad weird ... with a fine cliffhanger in the end ... has potential...
underdogs got overwatch.
still free.
i actually care a lot for the last ep of The Walking Dead's first season ... getting all Resident Evil and EPIC .. don't know why everybody's complaining ... you humans are weird...
"...you don't get to do that ... to ... to come into somebody's life, make them care and then just check out..."
not ready for the siege ... not armed up to the teeth...
just get over it! fucking morons.
no light without fucking darkness.
.:::beware_the_robots:::.
laminatnacken.
MY UZI WEIGHS A TON!!!!!!!!1111111ELFHUNDERTDRÖLFZIG
so, bizziboyz hab ich abgehakt, jetzt muss säbbäth rän, ist ja auf mal sömmer gewörden heere! *POMMESGABEL*
beastie boys' "eggman" now on wefunkradio
com! seriously need to krame raus my "paul's boutique" tape fo reals yo!
i'm a lead farmer, motherfucker!
kann immer noch nicht glauben wie awesome die gegend hier ist ... war heute am STRAND, direkt vor der haustür! und das Höchster Schloss + altstadt gleich um die ecke? holy medieval times! i'm here to stay, baby! just sayin'...
installing "Mirror's Edge" right now, to play it sitting on my comfy couch in front of my big ass hd tv using an x360 controller ... still installing ... like ten minutes now already, what's taking so long? cannot remember a game ever demanding that amount of time for installation...
i will be heard.
Gang Starr has gots to be the sure shot ... rest in peace, Guru, you're Royalty!
wie lange hab ich eigentlich kein weizen getrunken? mit Blue Note jazz beilage fühlt sich das grad an wie das beste dings der welt, nach einem besuch beim anwalt und einem anschließenden langen spaziergang am main! cheers!
fuck you, KYUSS (Lives!) sind kommenden montag in köln und die shyce ist natürlich ausverkauft ... wieso muss ich denn ausgerechnet heute von der reunion erfahren??? hätte ich's lieber garnicht erst gewusst ... argh! grmblfx! ... aber im sommer, jungs, da erwisch ich euch noch, auf irgendeinem festival! passt eh besser ... ghraaaaah!
whoa, KYUSS sind wieder am start! zwar ohne Josh Homme, was echt schade ist, aber WHOA, KYUSS SIND WIEDER AM START!!! muss echt zusehen daß ich die irgendwo live erwische im sommer! jetzt aber erstmal alle alten KYUSS platten nonstop durchhören... :-P
now listening to: "third" by portishead. heavy, heavy double vinyl. had it for two years already, never could bear playing it end to end... too heartbroken i was, too confused... not anymore, yet this record scares me... scares me good!
i don't regognize your bullshit mc!
i am in a nasty mood today... in serious need of shooting people in the face... humanity's lucky, though, as it's "Zocken!" night. Off to the Battlefield, here goes nothing!
FSOL - "Central Industrial" now on DI Chillout channel... awesome! This brings back memories...
snakecharmer.
ich vermisse den kühlen norden! jedes mal bekomme ich kopfschmerzen wenn hier im frankfurter raum ein hochdruckgebiet naht. fange schon an das schöne wetter zu hassen...
wenn jetzt noch einmal jemand öffentlich atomkraft propagiert dann bringe ich die person eigenhändig um die ecke...
i ain't going out like that.
isn't family guy s09e09 "new kidney in town" the best episode ever? peter on red bull? too good! and "whatever kills me makes me stronger" is now officially my new motto! :-P
fuck all.
is you is or is you ain't?
i'd really like to dress like a wild west movie and start a posse!
oh snap, crysis 2 demo just came out! downloading right about now!
i'm not okay.
man, those unicorns in DeathSpank really are some tough monkeys!
kmn
man, i really need to get this out of my system, it's been sitting there for far too long now: BROMEO & DROOLIET!!! It's great, right? Huh? You lawled, right? No? Grin, smile? Anything? No? Meh.
i'm a start a moshpit.
nurbs.
also: forgot to mention phil seymour hoffman! he is always good, so good! one of me favorite actors.
...and the colors are so gorgeous in this one... really good music, also. consider me surprised! well, thinking about it... kinda expected goodness. jj abrams ftw!
am doing a rerun of all the mission impossible movies so far... first one has its moments, good and ridiulous, second one is nothing but ridiculous. part three though is really good! had not seen it before, love it now! love maggie q, she is awesome. and tom cruise can play, if you let him.
blood.
mine? hers? the cat?
she's cold. but breathing.
sickening.
thick and thin.
miracle. oracle. mistress.
mirthless.
less firm.
weak.
twisted memorabilia;*,f
twisted memorabilia;*,f
i wish christmas be more romantic. or me less romantic...
you. have. failed.
we do not negotiate with terrorists.
AWESOME THE COMIXOLOGY APP FOR ANDROID IS OUT!!!! just started to read Green Lantern but wanted to do that on my Galaxy S. now i can!
Wenn du fühlst, dass in deinem Herzen etwas fehlt, dann kannst du, auch wenn du im Luxus lebst, nicht glücklich sein."
(Tenzin Gyatso, 14. Dalai Lama)
bollocks.
Bolt Thrower!
just survived a (real) massive Zombie Outbreak! that was so cool!
meh. i was wrong about the mort player being able to correctly read flac tags now. still need extended / extra media scanner.
"tell me why i don't like mondays" - i tell you why I don't like 'em...
whoa, mort player for android just got updated and seems to be able to correctly read flac tags now, without an additonal app. coolest!
yay first time "last christmas" for this year right now! i should really start counting...
fun fact: brains is not just for zombies!
north korea only has beef with south korea coz they are such n00bs @ StarCraft!
finally, no more <unknown> artists on (in) my galaxy. found a little workaround with the "Extra Media Scanner" app, which extracts tags even from FLACs correctly and adds them to the Android media library. display may not work in all players though, all i know is Mort Player does it. all i need.
höre jetzt den ersten teil der neuen ??? dreifach folge - auf tape!
android's native FLAC and OGG support is awesome but it has some trouble reading id3 tags. artist names = unknown. bummer.
it's alive! gorgeous "phone", too gorgeous for ugly me, actually. still needs some getting used to.
waitin for my Samsung Galaxy S i9000. I NINE THOUSAND, HOLY BROLY ROBIN!!!111234
Mr. Roboto!
dark side of the gloom
OMG they just made me listen to ENYA on sky.fm mostly classical! :-P
what a gorgeous game! looks so clean in 1080p on my 32" tv! the artstyle is amazing. comicish, handpainted, so much detail. it is a labour of love, you can see and hear that everywhere. and its great fun! like this game a lot, and i really like playing it comfortably sitting on my couch, :)
works now! finally. graphics card driver and / or tv firmware update did the trick...
Deathspank really looks fun, i like the mixture of action RPG and adventure, though i did not see much of the adventure part yet. dialogues are funny though, multiple choice like in Monkey Island, typical Ron Gilbert humour. also the voice of the main character reminds me of Stan in American Dad. Hilarious.
downside is, and that's not the game's fault, i wanted to play it on my couch, using my wireless x360 controller, but my dumb big ass tv would not accept the connection via dvi/hdmi connetor. i had it working before, don't know why it doesn't now. bummer, will keep trying.
w00t Deathspank for PC is out! thought it would not even come for PC! Love you Steam, installing RIGHT NOW!
yeah, moving furniture produces noise, i get that. and you have to do what you have to do. even on a saturday morning @ 8.
but do you have to scream and shout the whole time through, dear fucking neighbors? you are not the only people in the world, believe! the zombie apcalypse has still to come.
soothing to know people like you will go first...
new Mischief shizzle... bomb track.
hello it? have you tried turning it off and on again? = me right now.
wow, "Space Race Victory" in CIV IV with only 3 turns left! well, only on "Chieftain" difficulty, but nevertheless... i'm pretty proud of myself. been playing the whole day, and this game was just WAY too hard on "Noble" for me. but will try that again now, because the last game... i simply OWNED! yeah, baby! :-P
wow, it really pays off having the day off today. so much gold on di.fm 80s channel! Dead or Alive playing now. and now everybody: you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round... (rinse, repeat)
she wants to multiply. are you gonna do it?
this is the 80s and i'm down with the ladies!
hey, smooth is smooth, baby!
fookin wanka!
cannot believe the wirelss xbox 360 controller is not supported. great work capcom, really! official statement from them goes like: "we haven't tested it because we thought why should it not work? it's all microsofts fault, we dont even know if we should fix it or not?"
at least they ARE working on patch now, have to play with mouse and keys now. which forks ok i guess... still meh about such a stupid issue...
it's about damn time, "Dead Rising 2"! now show me what you got!
installing "Dead Rising 2" now! this takes too fucking long...
mos-kee-toh! rly? arent you supposed to be somewhere... dead?
i am most ill and i'm rhymin' & stealin'!
we are armed up to the teeth!
love Tilda (~) Swinton. and George Clooney. but i do not get this movie. not at all. must be this incredible Coto De Imaz 2004 Rioja. or Tilda Swinton.
you're pins... i'm needles... let's play!
it's hip to be []!
just noticed something funny:
today i bought 3 dvds, "12 monkeys", "die hard" and "the assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford". one has bruce willis in it, one is with brad pitt and one features both of them! weird, right?
yeah, i guess i will keep watching the monkees now...
Today a clerk in Frankfurt City officially claimed i look like an American, not German. Well, thank you, Sir! I guess watching all those movies finally pays off...
...und in der "myZeil" OMFG Style:
"3. Oktober - Verkaufsoffener Sonntag im Zeichen des Buddha"
WHAT!???? RLY????? JESUS!!!!!!1
Hadouken!
utz utz utz utz utz utz utz utz...
Full Metal Moped!
Silversun Pickups are fukcing amazing!
Oh Mann, der Nachbar gegenüber hört schon wieder Bushido und meint Alle dran teilhaben lassen zu müssen. Manchen Menschen ist auch echt nichts peinlich...
You can do what you want, as long as it makes me happy...
Geil, Langnese Cremissimo Dschungelzauber: "Cremiges Pistazieneis durchzogen von köstlichem Vanilleeis mit Choco-Coco-Sauce und kleinen Schokoaffen".
F U! N.
i shall (i shall) proceed (proceed) and continue to rock the mic!
it's weird how i bought a guitar and an mtb and a new teevee and whatnot...
still fucked up more than ever.
lost a good friend, a lover, my love.
my life is fixed now, though my heart is broken.
still i will remain with a smile.
there is genius in madness, laughter in pain,
comfort in disbelief's end.
god is god is a rose is a song,
you can all see it and hear.
bring me redemption, inspire me,
muses, oh muses... now what?
enter the end, start a new friend,
love a new love, believe me.
the word is out. the truth been told.
the sickness will stay with the sick.
i am out there, i am gone.
i am.
to be continued...
today, i finally replaced the broken crank on my bmx bike.
went out in the sun to ride the streets again.
the moment i stepped outside and into the pedals,
it hit me like a ten ton hammer of joy,
as i realised how much i had missed it.
and with a smile on my face i realised:
i can still bunnyhop a fucking curb.
ah, and btw: MASTODON!
the motor on my backup harddrive just got busted. my ONLY backup harddrive. with all my art on it. ALL my art. i am in a world of pain right now.
but i will get my data back.
all of it.
i swear to god, I WILL.
...and BTW: Julia Nunes FTW!
(found her on YouTube)
BYOB dammit!
(...bring your own bombs and be your own boss and...)
i'm awesome.
me too.
yea, i know.
λ
you're in a dark room. there's a strange light coming from elsewhere.
> wait
time passes...
>
dragonforce - through the fire and the flames
biggest fuckin' grin.
...and for the record:
i need to play guitar hero slash rock band at some point in my life.
for reals!
...und schon wieder hämburch:
DECHKINDEICHKINDEICHKIND!!!
großartig.
wiesbaden ist ja echt mal scheiße,
aber jetzt war hamburg im haus,
denn BEGE hat hier amtlich represented:

schön!
a life less ordinary.
is it possible?
mutant chronicles
...looks sooo good! sounds so, too. wooosh. sold.
also:
the wackness
wonderful.
mad crazy shyte.
must kill all humans.
no, seriously.
MUST.
can't. and won't.
but have to, need to, want to.
ill iterate.
still don't know shit about shit.
never did, never will.
there's much too much shit to be known.
noone can ever know all.
still, many act like they do.
they just know shit.
that is all they can refer to.
all i know = shit = all there is.
qed.
Love is...
...not calling you to prove i don't need you
and realizing how much you're not here...
daft punk is SOOOOOOOO the shit! robot rock everybody!
listen to KORN like it was 1994!
GOD damn it, my fuckin' crank just fuckin' broke.
just when i was getting back into BMX.
and enjoying it. a lot.
still walking home with a smile on my face.
life is ironic. i like it.
mis[s]tress.
life is pain sounds so mundane.
McBain is pain.
life is not mundane.
and so ain't you.
i cannot see through that crystal clear sky
it rubs against my eyes
give me something extra dirty! now
rub against my... oh my.
they're gonna get me! :)
your anger is a gift
"hax0rz of the world unite!"
:)
PHUNK!
(hackTHEplanet?
this is neccessary
why's it always gotta be this complicated?
complexity's interesting, this is just hassle.
fuck this fuckin' quiz. i wanna get off.
when the body-drop starts,
the mind-fun stops.
the _I_ of the DRAGON
i do shit, coz i don't give a fuck.
wolves... FUCKIN' WOLVES!
this won't last, you know.
oh, calm my weary soul!
drones do work...
gods create.
oh you poor little...
stupidmotherfuckinwhorebitchcunt!!!
FAT != PHAT != BOLD
i need to fuckin' work more. in a creative way.
die matrix nährt uns und wir nähren sie.
ein perfekt harmonierendes system, in dem jeder glücklich sein kann.
so, this is it. i mean, this HAS BEEN it.
out and gone i am now.
at least on the right tracks. tired, but seated. lord knows where i'm headed.
i can make text appear through the INTERNET.
your browser is NOT the Internet.
I am the interTRON.
no, i'm not. i'm kidding. online, @ least.
sicktator J Ill, ma good, you can't be real...
piss me off individually, this sick bitch beat like "battle" from the "G"...
some times i think THEY — whoever THEY are — think we dump/ dumb.
some time this shit may go way out of hand. feel the pain now?
i HEAR thee, SCREAMER!
love that shyte, totally.
NOTE TO SELF: order cd. NOW!!!!
Like i don't know what you're not talking about:
fucker, i like to play. this is no joke and i mean it.
you kid me, you're dead.
i kid you not.
be quiet. be reasonable.
pls, for 1nce. be good. be my guest.
shhh...
MOIN MOIN!!!
i just do not know what you are talking about.